Friday, June 26, 2009

A Letter to My Unborn Nephew (who is due in 2 days)

Dear Nephew,

I love you!

You have been in your mommy's tummy now for quite some time. I know it feels warm and safe in there, but trust me- it's safe out here too! Your mommy and daddy are going to take REALLY good care of you and you don't know it yet but you are one of the luckiest little boys in the whole world- your mommy and daddy are AWESOME people and you have a whole big extended family that is going to love you like CRAZY!

Your mommy has been working very very hard to get her work done so that she can spend lots of time getting to know you. She is one of the nicest ladies EVER and she's also very smart and pretty. She will no doubt take you camping, bake you delicious treats and teach you how to be a wonderful boy. She is really excited about meeting you and she is making you a nice room and even put in new carpet in your house! You are getting the star treatment- really, you should get out here and see for yourself!

Your daddy is the coolest. He will protect you, he will make you laugh, he'll cook you delicious food and he'll take you on adventures. He will also teach you lots of useful things like how to swim, how to fix things, how to build things and how to pick up chicks. Your daddy is really excited to meet you and trust me- you should be really excited to meet him too!

I'm your Aunt Rachael and unfortunately, I live far far away. The good news is that I am coming to visit in just 8 short days. I really want to meet you while I am in town.. You should want to meet me too because I am a very fun aunt and I am very serious about spoiling you rotten. Someday when you are bigger you can come and visit me in California and maybe we can go to Disneyland - where Mickey Mouse lives. You can eat cotton candy and churros and meet princesses and ride all the rides with me. It might not sound good right now but trust me, it will. Unfortunately, you can't do any of these things unless you come out of your mommy's tummy and start to grow big and strong.

My darling nephew, I know you're going to come when your ready. I just thought you should have all the facts so that you can make an informed decision about when you want to make your grand entrance. We love you so much and you are going to be so happy when you decide to show up.

Please come soon!

Love,
Aunt Rachael

16 comments:

Aaron said...

Thanks sis!

Megan said...

How cute! :) I'll have to read this out loud to him when I'm not at school (I think people already think I'm going a little nuts at this point :)) - he needs to know how much everyone wants to meet him!

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